Curse

tuperwho · Oct 23, 2005, 08:05 PM // 20:05

"Two wrongs don't make a right. But they do make a good excuse"

"There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who know binary, and those who don't"

From Futurama:
Fry- "I'm having one of those things.... you know, a headache with pictures"
Leela- "an idea?"
Fry - "mmmhmmm"

The difference between a lunatic and a genious: a genious knows all, a lunatic tells all.

Xue Yi Liang · Oct 23, 2005, 10:08 PM // 22:08

Quote:

Originally Posted by kg_lildude1

"A real friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out."

Even if you just broke wind?

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Originally Posted by kg_lildude1

"The best way to cheer yourself is to cheer somebody else up."

...or punch someone.

Quote:

Originally Posted by kg_lildude1

"If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?"

That ain't love, it's sex. And sex is more popular than love.

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Originally Posted by kg_lildude1

"We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police."

Why would you need the police in your home?

TheEPIC · Oct 24, 2005, 06:52 AM // 06:52

"You can run, but you can't hide. Unless its in this general area over here. Blind spot." -Phil (Harvey Birdman's boss)

Avari Zi · Oct 24, 2005, 06:54 AM // 06:54

"I don't like your american weddings and how you throw rice. How would you like it if I came to your wedding and started throwing mashed potatoes?"

Odinsblade · Oct 24, 2005, 06:56 AM // 06:56

"Say hello to mah little friend!" Tony Montana from "Scarface"

nightrunner · Oct 24, 2005, 07:23 AM // 07:23

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lasareth

"Ride zee Shoopuff?" - FFX

<3

"Cunno*!" ~Rikku, just before she knees Tidus in the stomach and makes him pass out. Pure Pwnage.

'sorry' in Al Bhed

Lag Hell · Oct 25, 2005, 09:40 AM // 09:40

"wana stop niggas form dyin? stop niggas from tryin"
PS. im not racist, never will be

TheEPIC · Oct 26, 2005, 06:21 AM // 06:21

"Don't you try playing dumb with me colonel. I'm better at it." -Colonel Flagg (from the TV show M.A.S.H.)

Divinitys Creature · Oct 26, 2005, 02:01 PM // 14:01

"I fscking hate speakerphone" - me

beginners_luck · Oct 26, 2005, 02:11 PM // 14:11

"You WILL bend over and take my justice!"
http://www.go-girly.com/go/82

Doooom · Oct 26, 2005, 04:14 PM // 16:14

"We have to activate the Guns of Navarone! Hold this flower pot! Now bend over and BITE MY ASS!"

-The State

Old Dood · Oct 27, 2005, 11:31 AM // 11:31

"....Have you noticed that your own Farts smell ok?...." George Carlin

Doooom · Oct 27, 2005, 01:18 PM // 13:18

"I... met this shiny girl... and she smells like... stuff..."

Chester (from Sifl and Olly)
singing about his new girlfriend (who's a prostitute)

Charcoal Ann · Oct 28, 2005, 10:48 PM // 22:48

'now we sing dis stoopid song
sing it as we run along
why we sing dis we don't know
we can't make the word rhyme properly
sound off!

one, two!
sound off!

many, lots!
sound off!

err, what?'

marching song thought up by Detritus the troll in Terry Pratchett's 'Night Watch'

heist23 · Oct 28, 2005, 10:59 PM // 22:59

"Prolonging the inevitable never makes a difference in the end, but that's why it's so fun to do."

i got that from my cousin. i thought it was brilliant, as i like to stall on things that will end in failure anyway.

Kdab · Oct 28, 2005, 11:01 PM // 23:01

"Give a kid a smoke, and he'll be happy for a day. Teach a kid to smoke, he'll be happy for a whole shortened lifetime"

--from someone (forgot who...)

Sir Skullcrasher · Oct 28, 2005, 11:13 PM // 23:13

"I see dead people"

Meta Physical · Oct 29, 2005, 01:24 AM // 01:24

Just a personal favorite:

"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullsh!t."

I like to take credit for finding this gem off the internet, so "By: Meta"